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  • TELL ME MORE

    From July 29 through August 21, we're getting physical for Kim Cattrall's 69th birthday with ten different 6.9k runs — each ending at Brooklyn's own Fulton Grand, where we'll watch an especially Samantha episode of Sex and the City. Thematic cocktail optional.

    Head to Strava for info about departing locations for running as a group, or run on your own and just meet us at the bar.

  • WHEN

    First we run, then we watch.

    All screenings begin at 8pm at Fulton Grand bar.

    Plan on doing your run before the screening starts. Run 6.9k to the bar, then watch in your running clothes.

    Tuesday, July 29

    RUN ONE: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.

    Viewing: Easy Come, Easy Go (Season 3, Episode 9)

    Cocktail: French Martini (it has pineapple)

    Total mileage: 6.9k

    Thursday, July 31

    RUN TWO: Dirty martini, dirty bastard.

    Viewing: Anchors Away (Season 5, Episode 1)

    Cocktail: Obviously a dirty martini

    Total mileage: 13.8k

    Sunday, August 3

    RUN THREE: I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want.

    Viewing: Cover Girl (Season 5, Episode 4)

    Cocktail: Whatever you want

    Total mileage: 20.7k

    Tuesday, August 5

    RUN FOUR: They practically chased me with torches like I was fuckenstein.

    Viewing: Are We Sluts? (Season 3, Episode 6)

    Cocktail: Anything with a chaser (picklebacks count, plus electrolytes)

    Total mileage: 27.6k

    Thursday, August 7

    RUN FIVE: You’re nothing but a big dick with a little man attached.

    Viewing: Politically Erect (Season 3, Episode 2)

    Cocktail: Big drink with a little shot

    Total mileage: 34.5k

    Tuesday, August 12

    RUN SIX: If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.

    Viewing: Critical Condition (Season 5, Episode 6)

    Cocktail: Manhattan

    Total mileage: 41.4k

    Thursday, August 14

    RUN SEVEN: I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool.

    Viewing: Shortcomings (Season 2, Episode 15)

    Cocktail: Tequila Sunrise

    Total mileage: 48.3k

    Sunday, August 17

    RUN EIGHT: The new millenium won’t be about sexual labels.

    Viewing: Was It Good for You? (Season 2, Episode 16)

    Cocktail: Something you don’t usually get

    Total mileage: 55.2k

    Tuesday, August 19

    RUN NINE: When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

    Viewing: My Motherboard, My Self (Season 4, Episode 8)

    Cocktail: Something bubbly

    Total mileage: 62.1k

    ***KIM CATTRALL'S 69th BIRTHDAY***

    Thursday, August 21

    RUN TEN: 911, I'm on fire.

    Viewing: Where There’s Smoke (Season 3, Episode 1)

    Cocktail: Cosmopolitan

    Total mileage: 69k

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  • WHY

    We are doing this to impress Kim Cattrall.

    Kat Thek

    is a Samantha, specifically when Samantha tries to seduce that monk via a can of expensive peas. Kat loves pranks.

    Mary Dauterman

    is a Samantha, especially when she's on time to a business meeting. Mary loves movies.