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From July 29 through August 21, we're getting physical for Kim Cattrall's 69th birthday with ten different 6.9k runs — each ending at Brooklyn's own Fulton Grand, where we'll watch an especially Samantha episode of Sex and the City. Thematic cocktail optional.
Head to Strava for info about departing locations for running as a group, or run on your own and just meet us at the bar.
WHEN
First we run, then we watch.
All screenings begin at 8pm at Fulton Grand bar.
Plan on doing your run before the screening starts. Run 6.9k to the bar, then watch in your running clothes.
Tuesday, July 29
RUN ONE: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.
Viewing: Easy Come, Easy Go (Season 3, Episode 9)
Cocktail: French Martini (it has pineapple)
Total mileage: 6.9k
Thursday, July 31
RUN TWO: Dirty martini, dirty bastard.
Viewing: Anchors Away (Season 5, Episode 1)
Cocktail: Obviously a dirty martini
Total mileage: 13.8k
Sunday, August 3
RUN THREE: I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want.
Viewing: Cover Girl (Season 5, Episode 4)
Cocktail: Whatever you want
Total mileage: 20.7k
Tuesday, August 5
RUN FOUR: They practically chased me with torches like I was fuckenstein.
Viewing: Are We Sluts? (Season 3, Episode 6)
Cocktail: Anything with a chaser (picklebacks count, plus electrolytes)
Total mileage: 27.6k
Thursday, August 7
RUN FIVE: You’re nothing but a big dick with a little man attached.
Viewing: Politically Erect (Season 3, Episode 2)
Cocktail: Big drink with a little shot
Total mileage: 34.5k
Tuesday, August 12
RUN SIX: If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
Viewing: Critical Condition (Season 5, Episode 6)
Cocktail: Manhattan
Total mileage: 41.4k
Thursday, August 14
RUN SEVEN: I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool.
Viewing: Shortcomings (Season 2, Episode 15)
Cocktail: Tequila Sunrise
Total mileage: 48.3k
Sunday, August 17
RUN EIGHT: The new millenium won’t be about sexual labels.
Viewing: Was It Good for You? (Season 2, Episode 16)
Cocktail: Something you don’t usually get
Total mileage: 55.2k
Tuesday, August 19
RUN NINE: When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
Viewing: My Motherboard, My Self (Season 4, Episode 8)
Cocktail: Something bubbly
Total mileage: 62.1k
***KIM CATTRALL'S 69th BIRTHDAY***
Thursday, August 21
RUN TEN: 911, I'm on fire.
Viewing: Where There’s Smoke (Season 3, Episode 1)
Cocktail: Cosmopolitan
Total mileage: 69k
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SHOPPING
Situation Hat
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A lil surprise on the back — click the pic and toggle to see.QuantityComing soon[BIRTHDAY] PRIZES
Our corporate sponsors have generously donated several A+ presents — for Kim Cattrall — for her 69th birthday. If, however, Kim Cattrall is delayed and not at Fulton Grand bar at 8pm on Thursday, August 21 (or any of the other dates) we are sure that she would want you to have her presents. Here's a sneak peek of what you might get...
FAQ
1. When is Kim Cattrall’s birthday?
2. Do I have to run?
3. What if I want to run, but not with you?
4. Can I participate but only in the film festival aspect?
5. What if I don’t do the full 69k?
CONTACT
kimcattrall69k@gmail.com
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We are doing this to impress Kim Cattrall.
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